It is our most...modestly priced recepticle.

Did you know that Costco sells coffins? I was perusing their website the other day, checking out prices on cameras, when I noticed a tab on the upper right-hand side of the site that said "funeral."  So, I click on it and found that you can actually buy all kinds caskets and urns and flowers and stuff.  Can you imagine going to costco to pick up a 6lb bag of chicken nuggets, a dozen cases of fanta, and a six-pack of coffins?  Now, those of you who know me well know that I 100% do NOT intend on being buried.  But if I absolutely have to, I would probably choose the powder-blue Lady of Guadalupe special (see below).  Although, I would probably want it customized so that the Virgin Mary is lying horizontal, that way when the lid closes (gulp!) she is facing me rather than scandalously lying across my chest.